Giving up something For Ash Wednesday

  

If you run into someone today with a cross-shaped smear of ash on their forehead, don't be surprised.......that individual is observing the first day of Lenten season, Ash Wednesday.

 

For Catholics, Ash Wednesday marks the beginning of a 40 day exercise of morality and self sacrifice (yeah, after getting wasted and squeezing titties on Fat Tuesday) to live uprightly.
...... in the interest of living right, what are you giving up for the next 40 days? (no nasty talk)

They say bad habits are hard to break but easy to replace. Here are some common bad habits to give up this Lenten season.

1. Getting high

2. Heavy drinking (But Jesus drank wine. Hmmm.....wonder if it was Pinot Noir or Moscato)

3. Impulse shopping

4. Skrippers

5. Cigarettes